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Reading: Rock the Cashbah: A summary on modern rock
Watching: Jay and Silent Bob Strike back
Playing: My new game boy.
Eating: KFC biscuts (Fracin' magic they are)
Drinking: dry martini on the rocks; shaken,not stirred
After seeing some good movies recently, I've asked myself if I too, could create a Hollywood blockbuster movie.
The answer came to me as a resounding HELL YES.
First I would clean up the following genres
JESUS: The man died for our sins and what do we do with every Jesus movie? We beat the fuck out of him and nail him to the cross. I don't wanna see Jesus suffer. I wanna see happy Jesus. Make a movie about Jesus' life, not the sad and violent end. Show him helping people, doing stuff. Or we could take it a complete 360 a la Last Temptation of Christ. Make Jesus go after the bad-guys with a Uzi in one hand, a battle-axe in the other and raise hell. Literally. Make Satan and Jesus tag-team the sinners. That would be the coolest action movie ever. Think of where you can take that.
The Romantic comedy: Guy DOSEN'T get girl in the end. Only there to throw em' a curve ball and so that at the very end:
(raining on the street)
(Man walks to middle of street and drops to him knees)
Man: (raises head to the sky) IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS!!
(man gets brutally dismembered by a falling meteor)
(roll credits)
Yes, I am indeed back online. Sorry for my long absence. It is me, not an evil update robot designed to make CERTAIN PEOPLE *cough*Jayne*cough cough* leave me alone (Beep). Ignore that. Anyway, I'll try to update more often.
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A wise man washes his hands after he takes a piss. a smart man dosen't piss on his hands.
Movies! (part one)
Suggestive
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A wise man washes his hands after he takes a piss. a smart man dosen't piss on his hands.
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A wise man washes his hands after he takes a piss. a smart man dosen't piss on his hands.
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This has been a Jayne Nightlinger production. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this signature.
Whazzap?
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No. HA!
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This has been a Jayne Nightlinger production. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this signature.
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This has been a Jayne Nightlinger production. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this signature.
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